If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Mary Bronstein2025-10-10
Everything is under control.
6.335
113 min
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Rose Byrne | Linda | Calvin and Nobbs |
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Conan O'Brien | Therapist | Unowned |
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A$AP Rocky | James | Unowned |
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Danielle Macdonald | Caroline | Unowned |
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Delaney Quinn | Child | Unowned |
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Mary Bronstein | Dr. Spring | Unowned |
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Ivy Wolk | Diana | Unowned |
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Mark Stolzenberg | Parking Attendant | Unowned |
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Manu Narayan | Landlord | Unowned |
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Christian Slater | Father | Unowned |
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Eva Kornet | Breathworker | Unowned |
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Ella Beatty | Kate | Unowned |
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Helen Hong | Eva | Unowned |
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Daniel Zolghadri | Stephen | Calvin and Nobbs |
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Josh Pais | Brad | Unowned |
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Ronald Bronstein | Caroline's Husband (voice) | Unowned |
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Lark White | Vanessa | Unowned |
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Laurence Blum | Police Officer | Unowned |
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Amy Judd Lieberman | Melanie | Unowned |
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Char Sidney | Nurse | Unowned |
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Jodi Michelle Pynn | Nurse | Unowned |
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J. Alan Scott | Puppeteer | Unowned |
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Jason Matthews | Puppeteer | Unowned |
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Victor Broadley | Puppeteer | Unowned |